Off-color Turkish Ambiguities

Off Color Turkish Ambiguities

Ones you won't find anywhere else but here!

If you join letters into words to form the following Turkish sentence...
ismet inönü, kaymakamI görünce ayaga kalktI...

then the sentence reads...

When Ismet Inonu [Turkey's Thomas Jefferson] saw the governor, he stood up.

But if you use exactly the same letters in exactly the same order -- and shift them ever so slightly, you get the Turkish sentence...

ismetin önü, kaymak amI görünce, ayaga kalktI...

and then the sentence reads...

When Ismet's "front" saw the creamy pussy, it stood up.

( Is this a great language, or what?! )

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