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Temel's Revenge, if only...
When Temel got drunk...
King Kong bragging rights...
One of Temel's dimmer moments...
Condom problems, again...
Improves his sexual power...
Drinks too much...
A 'minor' screw up...
Temel's Revenge, if only...|
KarIsI Temeli komsusu ile aldatIyormus. Temel de süpheleniyormus.
Bir gün karIsIna << istanbul'a gidiyorum >> demis ve evin çatIsIna çIkIp saklanmIs. Daha sonra komsusu gelmis karIsIyla sevismeye baslamIslar. Temel yukardan seyrederken bir taraftanda << Ulan, e
Temel's wife is cheating on him with the man next door. And Temel is suspicious. One day, he tells his wife that he's going to Istanbul but, instead, he sneaks up to the roof of his house and hides himself. After a short while, the neighbor arrives and he and Temel's wife start making wild whoopee. And when Temel sees the deceivers with his own eyes he vows vengefully, "Ooooo, you...you...If only I wasn't in Istanbul, I'd show you a thing or two!"
An Australian Joke, in Turkish...Ed. 5 rev 5|
An American from Texas traveled to Australia. There, during a visit to a farm, he asked the farm owner:
A British Joke, in Turkish...|
It was during the aerial bombing of Britain during
In those days, a woman who had to live in London sent a letter to her mother in Scotland that went like this:
"Dear Mummy, German planes continue bombing London nearly every day, and a lot of people are either being killed or wounded during the bombing. Believe me, I'm very worried about my two children...So, I'm [now] sending the children to you until the bombing stops."
Not even a week had passed when the woman received this telegram from her mother in Scotland:
"Send the war planes to us STOP...
An Irish Joke, in Turkish...|
An Irish grocer (as he was departing his grocery shop)
A Turkish celebrity anecdote, in Turkish...|
From the long-running comedic short-feature called:
[Previously-unheard anecdotes -- from celebrities]
Today's anecdote is from Sezen Aksu,
Turkeys' most famous pop-music singer-songwriter...