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As part of my work as a geologist, I have traveled several times to Turkey to examine the rocks southeast of Ankara.
On one trip a few years ago, my Turkish colleague left me for several days to work on my own, with a local driver named Mehmet as a guide. Mehmet spoke no English and at that time my Turkish language skills were very primitive, but I thought I'd be able to direct him to the rock outcrops of interest by giving simple directions ('right', 'left', 'stop', etc.).
Mehmet had other plans for me, however. He decided that the rocks I wanted to see weren't beautiful enough and that I should instead look at the outcrops of marble (mermer) in the region.
In any case, I didn't have much say in the matter, as Mehmet kept taking me to marble outcrops.
I tried to explain to him that I didn't need to collect any marble, but with my limited Turkish, all I could say were things like "Please no marble" and "Marble not good".
This had the surprising and disturbing effect of greatly upsetting Mehmet. He yelled at me, shook his fist at me, and refused to drive me where I wanted. He took me to another marble outcrop.
I tried "Marble bad", but this made him even angrier. I flipped through my dictionary, trying other phrases, but nothing worked. Mehmet just yelled at me some more and drove me to another marble outcrop.
At the end of the largely wasted day, we drove back to the guest house, mostly in silence but with occasional muttering and random gesturing by Mehmet. Upon our return, Mehmet went and found someone who spoke both Turkish and English and immediately went into a long tirade to this person, pointing at me, and shaking his head.
Our translator started to laugh and asked me if I knew what Mehmet's full name was. I said no, I only knew his first name. Clearly this was the source of the problem.
Mehmet's last name was Mermer (Marble)! He had spent the whole day thinking I was insulting him -- telling him he was bad, not interesting, not a good person. It never occurred to him I was talking about the marble stone.....
I have since tried to improve my knowledge of Turkish for subsequent trips.
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along the Aegean Sea coast about 80 km south of Izmir
in the little resort town of Gümüldür.
Crime is almost non-existent
in Summer when the tourists and summer residents swarm in and leave the local folks fat and happy.
And it's during those slow
months that most of
The tourists and the summer
residents are long gone then,
On a winter morning just the other day (January '98), I awoke
unexpectedly early (at about 3:30 am)
in our cozy little beach-front bungalow. I lay there sleepily
for several comfortable minutes, dozing -- when I distinctly heard a low thudding sound. I thought
it might be air in the water pipes and waited for the sound to
It didn't, and I began to get suspicious.
but several summer-resident homes nearby have indeed been robbed --
one home has been burgled twice in consecutive years!
I eased into my clothes and started downstairs to investigate.
As I groped halfconsciously down the steps, I could tell (with
some relief) that the sound was coming from outside -- down the road a bit from our place, near an adjoining seaside 'summer-homes'
I made a quick decision to get our night-watchman and scare
Outside, the thudding sound was noticeably louder -- and I called
out in my Americanaccented Turkish, "Merhaba.
Kim o?" (Hello. Who's
that?). The sound stopped
on a dime.
But then, after about 30 seconds, it resumed -- and
this time with a little rhythm to it! I thought
to myself, "Why you cheeky devil
-- and strode off purposefully to fetch the night-watchmen.
As I walked, I noticed that the sound was moving,
somewhat in parallel to me -- although I couldn't see who was making
it. But at least that meant it wasn't the sound of a house
So what the hell was it?
I stopped and let my brain fully engage.
This January, Turkish Muslims are right in the midst
of the Ramazan religious celebration --
when the faithful get up early to have their last meal before fasting
for the rest of the long day.
And the primitive drum? Why it's nothing more than
the traditional Ramazan drummer boy (davulcu)
who accepts tips to act as a human alarm clock to wake
for their very early morning meal!
When the realization hit me,
In defense of my temporary cultural amnesia,
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